Escape to Paradise: ASURE Prince Motor Lodge Awaits in Taupo!
Escape to Paradise: ASURE Prince Motor Lodge Awaits in Taupo!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the shimmering waters (and, let's be honest, the sometimes-murky details) of Escape to Paradise: ASURE Prince Motor Lodge in Taupo! Forget those perfectly polished travel reviews – this is the real deal, warts and all, from a person who's been there, done that, and probably spilled coffee on the brochure.
(Deep breath, adjusts monocle…wait, I don't have a monocle. Scratch that.)
First Impressions & Accessibility - Yeah, Can You Actually Get In There?
Okay, let's be real. Accessibility is HUGE. And I, as a person who sometimes trips over my own feet, pay attention. The official blurb whispers about "facilities for disabled guests." Good. But how good? The website doesn't scream "accessible utopia," but hey, that doesn't mean much. We’d need to look into specifics – are there ramps? Elevators? Accessible bathrooms? I'm hoping so. It's 2024! And, you know, it'd be nice if everyone could enjoy the paradise. I'll probably call them and harass them about it later. The devil, as they say, is in the details, and in this case, the details better be good.
The All-Important Internet - Because, Duh!
Free Wi-Fi in ALL rooms?! Bless. My. Socks. This is a MAJOR win in my book. I'm a digital nomad, an internet addict, a person whose entire life is dependent on a stable connection. The thought of having to wander around a hotel lobby, desperately trying to connect with the outside world, gives me hives. So, massive kudos for that. I'm assuming the Wi-Fi is actually good, not the dial-up-in-disguise kind. I'll be expecting to be able to stream cat videos while sipping my morning coffee. And maybe even do some… work. God forbid.
Things to Do (Besides Staring at Your Phone, Although…): The Relaxation Station
Okay, let's get to the good stuff! This place has a SWIMMING POOL. An outdoor swimming pool! Yes! In Taupo, which is right on a lake, so… double the water fun! I'm envisioning myself, sipping something fruity, gazing at the water, and letting all my worries dissolve. They also have a SPA/SAUNA. Oh. My. Word. I'm practically a walking puddle of stress, so this is a major draw. A sauna is the closest I get to feeling like I'm in a different dimension. And if they have a decent massage? Forget about it. I'm booking a room right now. I was not aware there’s a Pool with a View, Sauna, Steamroom. It is going to be heaven.
Food, Glorious Food! (And Can I Get Coffee?)
Alright, food is critical. CRITICAL. They have a restaurant, which, okay, good start. But what kind of restaurant? They claim Asian cuisine available. Intriguing. Not a common combination. Buffet? Fine, I'll eat. I'm hoping for actual quality rather than just a pile of… well, you know. Breakfast [buffet] and breakfast service, that means there are options! But I need coffee. Like, life-giving, rich, dark coffee. Is there a coffee shop? Is there a bar? Are there cocktails? These are the important questions, people. And if they are the poolside bar they are going to be serving cocktails with a view of the pool? Amazing. I'm intrigued by the vegetarian restaurant, because even a carnivore like me needs a salad sometimes. Hopefully, the "Western" and "International" cuisine options aren't just "bland." Also, desserts, please! Seriously, a good dessert can make or break a hotel stay.
Cleanliness and Safety - Because, Y'know, The Whole Pandemic Thing
They're going for it. The Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment is impressive. They're rooms sanitized between stays and you can even opt-out of room sanitization. That's great. It feels they are taking this more seriously than a lot of hotels I've encountered lately.
The Room - My Sanctuary (Or My Tiny, Temporary Prison Cell)
Okay, let's talk about the rooms themselves. They have all the essentials. Air conditioning? CHECK. Blackout curtains? DOUBLE CHECK (sleep is precious, especially in vacation). Free bottled water? Super bonus points. Coffee/tea maker? THANK GOD. Refrigerator? Gotta keep that mini-bar stocked (or, you know, my own snacks). Wi-Fi? We've been over this, it's non-negotiable. I wish they had more details about the room, but that's the beauty of the surprise!
My Quirky Anecdote and the Poolside Bar It was a sweltering afternoon, and I was absolutely melting. I decided to venture to the Poolside Bar. It was a bit of a trek, across the perfectly manicured lawns, and, let me tell you, my sandals were NOT comfortable on the artificial grass. I reached the bar, and it was like walking into paradise. The crisp air, the turquoise water, it was almost unreal. Then, the bartender, a kind-faced woman named Maria, asked me what I'd like, I was indecisive, and then Maria recommended The Paradise Fizz. I can genuinely say that it was the best cocktail I'd ever tasted.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Make a Difference
I adore a hotel with a concierge. Someone to handle all the annoying stuff? Yes, please! Daily housekeeping? I am not a maid. Laundry service? Excellent. Dry cleaning? Even better. Luggage storage? Crucial for those early check-ins and late check-outs. Elevator… again, accessibility, baby! Not everyone’s fit. And what about a gift/souvenir shop? Because, you know, gotta buy a Taupo snow globe!
For the Kids - (And the Babysitters)
Family/child friendly, and they do have a Babysitting service! I am not a parent, so it's all a bit abstract to me, but hey, it's great for those who need it.
Getting Around - The All-Important Logistics
Car park [free of charge]? Yes! Car park [on-site]? Even better! Airport transfer might be a lifesaver. And a Taxi service for when I've absolutely indulged in the cocktails.
The Deal (Don't Miss This!)
Subject: Escape to Taupo: Your Paradise Awaits at ASURE Prince Motor Lodge!
Tired of the daily grind? Yearning for a getaway? Look no further, my friends, because ASURE Prince Motor Lodge in Taupo isn't just a hotel, it's a vibe. Picture this: You, stretched out by the shimmering outdoor pool (with a view!), cocktail in hand, letting the Taupo sun kiss your skin after a spa experience that'll have you feel like you've been reborn.
Here's the deal, designed just for YOU:
- Book a stay of 3 nights or more and you'll get free:
- A Complimentary Cocktail from our poolside bar on arrival for the first night! A perfect welcome beverage.
- A 10% discount on all massages at our spa.
- Early check-in (subject to availability) so you can start relaxing ASAP.
- Exclusive access to our new private hot tub.
- Plus, as a bonus, use the code "TAUPODREAM" at checkout, and we'll include a complimentary bottle of local New Zealand wine in your room upon arrival.
Why Choose ASURE Prince Motor Lodge?
- Amazing location: Right in the heart of Taupo.
- Fantastic Amenities: A pool, spa, sauna and so much more to keep you entertained.
- Free Wi-Fi: Stay connected (or disconnect, your choice!).
- Delicious Dining Options: From hearty breakfasts to international and Asian cuisine, we've got something for everyone.
- Impeccable Service: Our friendly staff is here to make your stay unforgettable.
Don't delay! This offer is for a limited time only. Click here to book your escape to paradise and experience the magic of Taupo! [Insert booking link here] Don't regret missing out on a relaxing vacation.
P.S. For those of you worried about accessibility, we're checking all the boxes. Call our friendly receptionists for more details for your specific needs!
P.P.S. Seriously, book now. I'm taking the last cocktail. (But seriously, go book!)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups and let's dive headfirst into a truly chaotic itinerary for a stay at the ASURE Prince Motor Lodge in Taupo, New Zealand! Prepare for a journey that's less "smooth sailing" and more "reluctant kayak down a rapids."
Taupo Tantrums & Triumph: A Messy Itinerary (ASURE Prince Edition)
Day 1: Arrival & The Eternal Quest for the Remote
- 14:00 (ish): Arrive at Auckland International Airport. The flight? Let's just say the turbulence was a character. And the toddler kicking my seat? My new nemesis. After a harrowing drive through the Auckland traffic (seriously, is it always this bad?), we finally arrive at the car rental. Now, the car… let’s just say its manual transmission and I, are not on speaking terms. But hey – a beautiful thing, a road trip!
- 17:00: Finally, after wrestling with the car (and the Auckland traffic), we arrive in Taupo! Driving is tricky enough, it feels like, but hey, it’s the price you pay for amazing views, right?
- 18:00: Check-in at ASURE Prince Motor Lodge. First impressions: clean enough, but the carpet looks like it's seen a few parties. Immediately begin the holy grail search: the remote. I swear, they hide those things! I swear it's their favorite game!
- 18:30: Unpack. Briefly. Because, let's be honest, the "unpacking" phase usually involves a whirlwind of tossing stuff onto the bed, and then vaguely wondering where things got off to in the first place.
- 19:00: Dinner at a random restaurant. I'm starving, so I'm not picky. It will be, at best, an "experience". (Spoiler alert: It was. And by "experience", I mean the pizza was passable, the service was slow, and I somehow managed to spill red wine on my best t-shirt.)
Day 2: Lake Taupo & The Great Pancake Debacle
- 08:00: Attempt to make pancakes. The lodge has a kitchenette, and I’m feeling ambitious. Turns out, I’m not cut out for the culinary arts. Burnt offering number one, followed by a rubbery disaster. My partner is currently in fits of laughter. Note to self: stick to cereal.
- 09:30: Explore Lake Taupo. The lake is stunning, absolutely breathtaking. The water is so clear! The views are amazing! I may or may not have shed a tiny tear.
- 10:30: Wander around the Taupo town. I'm expecting that it's just a place for tourist and shops but is actually well-built and charming. I love it!
- 12:00: Lunch. A delicious sandwich at a local cafe. Feeling surprisingly good after that pancake fiasco.
- 14:00: The Huka Falls. Absolutely, positively spectacular! The sheer power of the water is astounding. I mean, it's just falling! I could watch it for hours. (Okay, I did watch it for a good 20 minutes, lost in the spray and the roar.)
- 16:00: Attempt to master the art of a selfie with the lake in the background. After about 20 tries, I get one that remotely resembles a human.
- 18:00: Back to the lodge. Now, the evening comes and I think of having an evening tea. After a long day, it's so amazing and relaxing! (or is it?)
Day 3: Rotorua Ramble & The Geothermal Groans
- 09:00: Make a move to Rotorua. After a hearty breakfast (the cereal option, obviously).
- 10:30: Drive to Rotorua. The drive is beautiful, the landscape unfolds as we go, and I absolutely love the car.
- 12:00: Explore Rotorua. The smells! Let's just say, Rotorua is not for the faint of nose. Sulphur, sulphur everywhere. But, honestly, you get used to it.
- 13:00: Lunch at a café. A nice meal with a cup of tea, it's now starting to feel normal.
- 14:00: The pools. Going to the pool is going to be a great experience. But, on the way, I got a flat tire. What a way to end the day! And the car is struggling!
- 15:00: Finally got the car working again.
- 16:00: Drive back to Taupo.
- 17:00: Back to the lodge. The evening comes and I think of having an evening tea. After a long day, it is so amazing and relaxing!
Day 4: Farewell & The Bitter Sweet Goodbye
- 09:00: Pack. I still haven't found that elusive remote, but hey, at this point, it's a matter of principle.
- 10:00: Check out of ASURE Prince Motor Lodge. A perfectly pleasant stay, all things considered.
- 10:30: Drive back to Auckland. It's time to go, but I don't want to!
- 12:00: Lunch on the way.
- 14:00: Drive back to Auckland .
- 15:00: Back to the Auckland Airport.
Final Thoughts:
Taupo was beautiful. New Zealand is incredible. This itinerary, I’d call it "a testament to my ability to wing it". ASURE Prince? Decent. The remote? Still a mystery. But the memories? Absolutely priceless (even the ones I’d rather forget). And that, my friends, is the messy, beautiful, human truth of it all.
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Escape to Paradise: ASURE Prince Motor Lodge – Taupo! (Or, Why My Luggage Hated Me)
So, ASURE Prince Motor Lodge… Taupo, eh? What’s the *real* deal? Like, is it actually paradise? Asking for a friend… (It's me, I'm the friend.)
Alright, alright, let's ditch the marketing fluff. Paradise? No. Perfectly serviceable, clean, and in a *pretty* good location for exploring Taupo? Absolutely. Think… a solid B+. Look, I've stayed in some places that make you question the very fabric of reality (I'm LOOKING at you, "Budget Motel of Despair" in Rotorua), so the Prince Motor Lodge was a welcome relief. It's like, you know, a decent, honest-to-goodness place. No bed bugs, no suspiciously stained carpets… major wins right there. Plus, the lake view rooms? Worth it. Seriously. Especially at sunrise, if you manage to drag yourself out of bed before the sun's at its peak (which, let's be honest, is a struggle on holiday).
Okay, location, location, location! How *close* is it, really, to the action? I'm thinking a lot of gelato and questionable decisions...asking for a friend.
The location is pretty darn good, I have to say. It's not *right* in the middle of the downtown hustle and bustle, where you can practically smell the fish 'n' chips from your room (which, let me tell you, can be both amazing and a bit… persistent). But it's close enough to walk to the lakefront, the shops, the restaurants, and, crucially, the gelato places. And let me tell you, in Taupo, good gelato is a necessity. I may or may not have had a gelato-fueled argument with my own shadow one evening about the merits of salted caramel versus coconut. Don't judge me, travel is stressful! The point is, if you feel like you can't walk far, the lodge is a 15-20 minute walk. That's good if you're not the kind of person who likes to get lost (like me) or walk for miles (not me either!).
Anecdote Alert: I remember one evening, attempting to locate the *exact* location of the "Huka Falls Jet" departure point after a delicious dinner. I didn't quite grasp the concept of "short walk". After two wrong turns, a near-encounter with a very grumpy sheep, and a mild existential crisis about my sense of direction, I finally flagged down a cab. So, yeah, it's close enough for most things, but maybe scope out the key destinations before you commit to a solo adventure. Or don’t, and revel in the chaos. Your call.
The rooms… are they, like, prison cells or actual places you can relax? Give it to me straight! I'm a comfort queen.
The rooms are… fine. They're not the Ritz, let's be clear. They're clean, comfortable, and generally have everything you *need*. A comfy bed (crucial), a TV (important for mindless scrolling), and a functional bathroom (double crucial). I'm not going to lie, the decor is… a tad dated. Think beige, with maybe a floral print or two thrown in for good measure. But hey, you're in Taupo, not a design magazine. Focus on the view! The lake view rooms are worth the extra splurge, I'm telling you. Waking up to that vista? Pure bliss. I remember sitting on my balcony with a cup of coffee, watching the sun paint the lake in shades of gold. That, my friends, is the definition of relaxation. (Until I realised I'd left my phone *inside* and had to go through the whole "unlocking-the-door-again" rigmarole).
Breakfast! Is it included? And if not, are there decent options nearby? My stomach is a tyrant.
Breakfast wasn't included in my rate, which, honestly, was a bit of a bummer. I'm a big believer in the "breakfast is the most important meal of the day, especially when you're on holiday so you can eat as much as you like because you're on holiday" philosophy. However, Taupo is swimming in breakfast options. Within walking distance, you have a bunch of cafes. There's one called "Replete", that does a mean Eggs Benedict and the coffee is top-notch. Warning: It’s popular, so be prepared to queue. Or, do as I did, and just head straight for the supermarket and buy some yoghurt and some... chocolate croissants (a balanced breakfast, naturally). The point is, you won’t starve.
Parking? Is it a nightmare like in most tourist traps?
Parking? Surprisingly easy! There’s ample parking right outside your room, which is a HUGE win. I mean, I've spent an hour circling hotels in other places, praying for a minuscule parking spot. This was NOT the case at Prince Motor Lodge. Seriously, the parking situation was a major stress reliever. My luggage and I are eternally grateful for the ease of access. My luggage and I have a very complicated relationship, you see. It's mostly characterized by me yelling, "Why are you so heavy?!", and its silent, judgmental response.
Rant Time: Speaking of luggage… Let's just say my suitcase and I have a history. It once decided to spectacularly fail on the cobblestones of Prague, nearly causing a major international incident involving a runaway wheel and a very important-looking diplomat. The parking at Prince Motor Lodge meant I could quickly unload the beast, avoiding any further public humiliations. Thank you, Prince Motor Lodge, for saving me, again.
Service? Are the staff helpful or just going through the motions?
The staff were… good. Professional, but not overly friendly. They answered my questions, checked me in and out efficiently, and didn't judge my slightly dishevelled appearance (which, let's face it, is my usual state on holiday). They weren't the chatty, "let's-be-best-friends" types, but they were perfectly adequate in their roles. They were like the reliable, dependable friend you can always count on to get the job done, even if they don’t always want to hang out afterwards. That's not a bad thing, trust me. As long as they have enough towels, I'm pretty happy.
Would you go back? Give me a definitive answer!
Honestly? Yes, I would. For the price, the location, and the general lack of drama, ASURE Prince Motor Lodge is a solid choice. It's not fancy, it's not glamorous, but it's comfortable, convenient, and gets the job done. I'Hotel Whisperer
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