Batam's BEST Kept Secret? Urbanview Hotel R House Review (You WON'T Believe This!)
Batam's BEST Kept Secret? Urbanview Hotel R House Review (You WON'T Believe This!)
Batam's BEST Kept Secret? Urbanview Hotel R House Review (You WON'T Believe This!) - SERIOUSLY! (And Why You NEED to Book NOW!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the tea. Or rather, the teh tarik – because we’re in BATAM, people! – on Urbanview Hotel R House. I went there expecting…well, honestly, I wasn't expecting much. Batam, let's be real, has a bit of a…reputation. But this place? This place is a game-changer. It’s the kind of secret you want to shout from the rooftops (or, you know, write a ridiculously long review about).
Let's get the nitty-gritty out of the way first. Accessibility? They've got it. Wheelchair accessible? Yep, and a few other things like accessible bathrooms are great too. Not just a token effort, either. They genuinely seem to have thought about it. Internet access? Uh, yeah! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and other internet options, like LAN, make working from your room a breeze. My phone's always glued to my hand, so the reliable Wi-Fi in public areas was a lifesaver to update social media on the fly, of course!
Cleanliness & Safety: This is HUGE, especially now. They're seriously on top of it. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays? Check, check, check. They even have hygiene certification! I walked in, took a deep breath, and didn’t feel like I'd just stepped into a biohazard zone. Honestly, that's a win in my book. They take physical distancing seriously. Hand sanitizer is EVERYWHERE. And the staff? Trained to the gills in safety protocols. Makes you feel, you know, safe-ish.
Now, let's get to the juicy stuff!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Heaven on a Plate (and in a Glass!)
Okay, this is where R House really shines. Forget the generic hotel breakfast buffet nightmares. This is Asian breakfast, that actually tastes of something! I'm talking fluffy nasi lemak (the coconut rice is PERFECT!), crispy roti prata, and spicy, savory mee goreng. They also had vegetarian restaurant and vegetarian options if you're into that. I, personally, went for the meat, and trust me, I wasn't disappointed.
Their restaurants, offering international cuisine, served meals to remember. The a la carte meals were delicious. There's a bar, a poolside bar, and a coffee shop. Yes, I indulged. Let's just say my waistline might be slightly…expanded…after this trip. But, WORTH IT. Happy hour? Oh yes. And the desserts in restaurant were the final push down the cliff, a truly enjoyable experience.
My absolute highlight was the room service! Yes, I ordered breakfast in bed, and then lunch. And possibly a late-night snack. The 24-hour room service is a godsend! The breakfast takeaway service is nice as well. You can pick your own arrangement of food for your tray, what more can you ask for?
They do alternative meal arrangements too, for those with dietary needs (or, like me, a crippling fear of the buffet). And the bottle of water in the room? A small thing, but appreciated. The sanitized kitchen and tableware items provided a sense of peace of mind.
Services and Conveniences: Because Life Shouldn't Be Hard When You're on Vacation
The concierge was super helpful, the laundry service was fast and efficient (essential after a week of…exploration-induced…stains), and the daily housekeeping kept my room spotless. Cash withdrawal is available. The currency exchange was super handy. They've got a front desk [24-hour], which is essential for someone like me who has "can't fall asleep 'til stupid o'clock" problems. Plus, the luggage storage meant I could explore until my flight without dragging my suitcase around like a sad panda.
For The Kids:
They have babysitting service. That's all I can say, there's no kids as of the writing of this one, so I can't really judge.
Things To Do, Ways To Relax: Pamper Yourself (You Deserve It!)
Listen, I’m not usually a spa person. But the spa at R House… oh, my. I got the body scrub and body wrap -- yes, I went full-on indulgent. The facilities include a sauna, steam room, foot bath, an all-star cast of services that would be sure to relax anyone. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. The massage was divine. Seriously, the masseuse worked out knots I didn't even know I had.
Then there’s the swimming pool [outdoor]! Absolutely stunning. The pool with a view is just something else. It's the perfect place to chill and watch the world (and your worries) melt away. There's also a fitness center (which I sadly didn't use, because…desserts, remember?).
Available In All Rooms (The Nitty Gritty):
Alright let me tell you it's more impressive than the 3-star rating they give it. Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone, bathtub, black out curtains, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, free bottled water, hair dryer, in-room safe box, internet access – LAN, internet access – wireless, iron facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, non-smoking, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, wake-up service, wi-fi [free], and window that opens.
Here's a real-world anecdote: I once stayed in a "luxury" hotel where the "bathrobes" felt like sandpaper. Here, the robes were fluffy and luxurious. And the slippers? So comfy, I almost walked out wearing them. Almost.
Getting Around
They have an airport transfer. Huge plus. You get to avoid the dreaded Batam taxi scramble. They also have car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site].
The Imperfect Bits (Because Nobody's Perfect, Even Hotels)
Okay, full disclosure: The internet, while generally good, occasionally hiccuped. Nothing major, but worth noting if you absolutely need to be connected 24/7. The gym is a bit on the small side. I mean, go enjoy the pool!
My Emotional Verdict: Seriously, Just Book It!
I went to Urbanview Hotel R House expecting a standard, forgettable hotel stay. What I got was a genuinely delightful experience that I’ll be talking about for months. It's clean, safe, the food is amazing, the staff are fantastic, and the spa is…well, you get the idea.
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I give it a 9.5/10. The only thing missing? Maybe a personal butler to bring me those croissants. 😉
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is the "I-booked-a-trip-to-Batam-and-pray-I-don't-regret-it" diary of a slightly anxious, caffeine-addicted traveler. And it all starts… at the Urbanview Hotel R House Batam by RedDoorz. Joy.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Batam Bewilderment (or, "Why Did I Book This?")
- Pre-dawn (approx. 4:00 AM): Woke up to the soul-crushing sound of my alarm. Pack. Panic. Did I forget my passport? (Spoiler alert: I almost did. Thanks, mild heart attack.)
- Sunrise (on the ferry): Left Singapore ferry at 7 am and arrived at Batam Centre Ferry Terminal at 7:30 am. The first shock? The sheer humidity. It hits you like a warm, sweaty hug. Or maybe that was just the guy trying to sell me a SIM card the moment I stepped off the boat. I'm still not sure.
- Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Taxi dash to Urbanview Hotel R House. The driver… well, let's just say he had a unique understanding of road rules. Praying to the traffic gods that my luggage made it through. Arrived at the hotel. It's… functional. The lobby is clean-ish, the aircon is blasting (bliss!) and the staff seem genuinely nice. Thank God. I need a vacation from this "vacation" already.
- Morning (10:00 AM - 12 PM): Check-in. Attempted a nap. Failed spectacularly. The aircon is too loud, the street vendors are relentless, and I swear, those walls are vibrating.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Found a small warung (local eatery) nearby. Ordered something. It smelled delicious. Ate something… then realized I had no idea what I was eating. Spicy. Very spicy. Tears. But worth it. My first taste of authentic Indonesian street food! I think.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Explored the area on foot. Or, rather, stumbled around in a daze. Found a small park, sat on a bench, and watched the world go by. People-watching is my favorite sport, and Batam has some serious players. Saw a group of teenagers playing a game that involved a coconut. Didn't understand a single rule. Loved it.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Back to the hotel. Ordered a Balinese massage. Oh, sweet relief. They worked out knots I didn't even know I had. This is what vacations should be like. This is why I booked this trip.
- Evening (7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner at a local seafood place. The grilled fish was incredible. The bill, less so. Realized I'm going to need to budget like a hawk if I want to survive this trip.
- Night (9:00 PM onwards): Back at the hotel. Attempting to watch TV but the signal is terrible. Maybe I'll write in this diary instead. Thinking about that spicy food. Still, I think I'm going to like Batam. I hope so.
Day 2: Temples, Treats, and Total Tourist Triumph! (Or, "The Great Banana Leaf Incident")
- Morning (8:00 AM): The shower in this hotel is actually decent. Small victory.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Hired a taxi driver for the day. This is what I did. Visited the Maha Vihara Duta Maitreya Temple. So peaceful. The smell of incense, the vibrant colors, the feeling of serenity… then the hordes of other tourists arrived. Still beautiful, but less zen. Learned a bit about Buddhism. Actually felt a little enlightened.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): The taxi driver took me to a place promising authentic banana leaf rice. I'd heard about it! The anticipation was palpable. Food came piled sky-high on a banana leaf, a rainbow of colors and textures. I dove in. Delicious… until I accidentally ate a chili pepper the size of my thumb. Tears (again) streaming down my face. The taxi driver, witnessing my fiery demise, handed me a glass of water and a sympathetic smile. This is a moment in food history.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Visited the Barelang Bridges. I spent some time taking pictures of the bridges. Also watched the sunset. Stunning. Felt like I was on top of the world. Dramatic, I know, but the view really was something else.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Shopping! (Sort of.) Found a quirky little market selling local crafts. Spent way too much money on a batik scarf and a wooden carving of a monkey. My luggage is going to need a vacation after this vacation.
- Evening (7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner. Back to the seafood restaurant because the grilled fish. Ate until I was stuffed.
- Night (9:00 PM onwards): Attempted to relax. Watched some questionable Indonesian television. My mind is now thoroughly addled.
Day 3: Relaxation, RedDoorz, and the Reality of Leaving (Or, "Is This All Real?")
- Morning (9:00 AM): Slept. Or what passes for sleep when you're in a different country, slightly sunburnt, and still haunted by that chili pepper.
- Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Lounging by the hotel pool. Okay, it's not exactly a luxurious oasis, but it's wet, and that's all that matters. Read a book. Finally, some actual relaxation.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Ate some nasi goreng from a nearby street vendor. Comfort food. Realized I'm starting to love this place.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Souvenir shopping. Found some trinkets for friends and family. Starting to feel a little bit sad that this trip is ending.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Strolled the immediate vicinity of the hotel one last time. Made one last trip to the little market where I spent a ridiculous amount of money on a sarong. One last look at those smiling faces.
- Evening (7:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Dinner. One last meal. One last grilled fish.
- Night (8:00 PM onwards): Packed. Sigh. Contemplated my life choices. Realized I loved this trip. Slept (surprisingly well). And then… back to the real world. Until next time, Batam!
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