Unbelievable Medan Find! OYO 91435 Berliany Home 2: Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Unbelievable Medan Find! OYO 91435 Berliany Home 2: Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the… uh… "Dream Getaway" that is Unbelievable Medan Find! OYO 91435 Berliany Home 2. (Let's be honest, that name is a mouthful). I've been tasked with dissecting this place, and, well, get ready for a wild, messy, and hopefully HILARIOUS ride through the pros, the cons, and the… uh… "unique" experiences this hotel has to offer.
First Impressions (and a Confession):
Okay, confession time. "Unbelievable Medan Find!" is a bold claim. I'm expecting, like, secret waterfalls and teleportation devices, but let's be real, we’re probably getting a perfectly acceptable, maybe a little… rustic… experience. I've adjusted my expectations accordingly.
Accessibility & Safety: The Bare Bones (and Hopefully Not Just the Bones)
Accessibility: This part is a little sketchy. The listing mentions facilities for disabled guests, but doesn't provide specifics. This is a HUGE red flag. Always contact the hotel directly if accessibility is a concern. Don’t assume. Call them! Ask about ramps, elevators, accessible bathrooms. Gotta be upfront with this one.
Cleanliness and Safety: Okay, this is where I get a little twitchy, especially post-pandemic. They’re talking about… a lot: Anti-viral cleaning, daily disinfection, staff trained in safety protocols, room sanitization options. Sounds reassuring, right? But it’s also… a lot of jargon. They say they have all sorts of safety measures, but I've learned to be skeptical. Like, how often are they REALLY replacing the hand sanitizer? Still, props for trying. They have:
- Anti-viral cleaning products
- Daily disinfection in common areas
- Doctor/nurse on call
- First aid kit (Thank GOD)
- Hand sanitizer
- Hygiene certification?? Ok…
- Individually-wrapped food options
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter
- Professional-grade sanitizing services (sounds fancy!)
- Room sanitization opt-out available
- Rooms sanitized between stays
- Safe dining setup (important!)
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items (essential)
- Shared stationery removed
- Staff trained in safety protocol
- Sterilizing equipment
- CCTV in common areas & outside the property
- Fire extinguisher
- Front desk [24-hour]
- Non-smoking rooms
- Smoke alarms
- Security [24-hour]
The list does give me some comfort after a long flight.
Internet Access & Techy Stuff: The Wi-Fi Whisperer
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Bless up. That’s important. We live in the digital age.
- Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet Services: They're covering all the bases, it seems.
- Wi-Fi in public areas. Good for catching up with family.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events & Wi-Fi for special events: Sounds like they do… events. Could be good, could be… let's see.
- Projector/LED display? Interesting. Could be useful for a presentation, or a movie night with your traveling companions.
Things to Do (Or Not): The "Relaxation" Zone
- Ways to relax:
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom. Seems like a legit spa. This is actually kinda exciting. I love a good body scrub.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Good for those trying to stay healthy.
- Pool with view, Sauna, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, the pool with a view is tempting. I'm imagining a gorgeous infinity pool overlooking… something. I'm hoping its not the back of a car park.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Food Glorious Food (or a Scramble for Snacks)
- Restaurants: Plural! Promises!
- A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Asian breakfast: Sounds promising for a taste of local flavor. Always a plus.
- Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: WOW. Okay, this is a LOT. Buffet, and possibly poolside bar? I'm cautiously optimistic. A snack bar is just necessary for a good hotel.
- Alternative meal arrangement: A good sign, for people with allergies or dietary requirements.
- Breakfast takeaway service & Room sanitization opt-out available: A good option.
Services and Conveniences: The "Help You with That" Section
- Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests (again, needs more info!), Food delivery, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, On-site event hosting: Standard, but essential. The elevator is a massive plus.
- Cash withdrawal: Excellent.
- Contactless check-in/out: Necessary now.
- Convenience store, Currency exchange, Doorman, Essential condiments: Good for a quick bite and that currency exchange!
- Food delivery: Great for options.
- Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events.: Useful.
- Invoice provided. Awesome for business travelers.
- Meeting stationery, Meetings, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine. Interesting.
- Services:
- Air conditioning in public area
- Audio-visual equipment for special events
- Business facilities
- Cash withdrawal
- Concierge
- Contactless check-in/out
- Convenience store
- Currency exchange
- Daily housekeeping
- Doorman
- Dry cleaning
- Elevator
- Essential condiments
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Food delivery
- Gift/souvenir shop
- Indoor venue for special events
- Ironing service
- Invoice provided
- Laundry service
- Luggage storage
- Meeting/banquet facilities
- Meetings
- Meeting stationery
- On-site event hosting
- Outdoor venue for special events
- Safety deposit boxes
- Seminars
- Shrine
- Terrace
For the Kids (and the Kid in You): Families Welcome?
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids meal, These are pluses.
- Access, Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailable, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Important considerations!
- Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: These features are useful.
Getting Around: What’s Here, And How To See It:
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: So many options! Car park [free of charge] is a major win. Car park [on-site] is a major plus.
Available in all Rooms: Your Home Away From… Well, Home!
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: Okay, that’s a lot of stuff. Like, the works. Air conditioning, mini-bar, a safe… It's the basics, elevated.
**The Honest
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Alright, buckle up buttercups! We're going to Medan, Indonesia! And my "meticulously planned" (read: cobbled together at 3 AM) itinerary for staying at OYO 91435 Berliany Home 2 is… well, it's a suggestion. A whimsical suggestion. Let's be honest, it's more of a gentle nudge in the general direction of adventure.
Day 1: Arrival and the Sweet Smell of… Durian (Maybe?)
Morning (ish): Arrive at Kualanamu International Airport (KNO). Pray the baggage handlers aren't on strike. My last flight to a tropical paradise resulted in my favorite pair of shorts ending up in… who knows where? Probably a yak's wardrobe in Mongolia. Seriously, where do lost luggage items end up? Give myself a mental pep talk: "You are a confident traveller. You thrive on the unexpected. You are not going to melt down if your luggage decides to take a scenic route."
Mid-Morning: Taxi to OYO 91435 Berliany Home 2. (This is where I secretly start picturing a charming little Indonesian cottage. Then I remember it's an OYO, so, expectations tempered. I'm hoping it's at least clean. I'm a simple person. I just want a clean bed that doesn't smell like a wet dog). The taxi ride… well, let's just say Medan traffic is a masterclass in organized chaos. Honking is the local's love language.
Lunch (afternoonish): Find some local food ASAP. Maybe a warung (small, local eatery) near the Berliany Home 2. I'm craving nasi goreng. Maybe some gado-gado. (Gado-gado's a salad with peanut sauce, for the uninitiated. It’s basically a hug in a bowl.) Important note: learn basic Indonesian phrases before you leave. I'm aiming for "Terima kasih" (thank you) and "Saya tidak suka pedas" (I don't like spicy). I'm also practicing "Di mana kamar mandi?" (Where is the toilet?)
Afternoon: Check into the OYO. Assess the situation. (Breath deeply. Accept that the promised air conditioning might be more of a gentle suggestion than a full-blown climate control system). Unpack (or, lament the absence of my shorts). Perhaps a quick power nap to recover from the travel day and the sensory overload. Maybe. Or maybe I’ll be too excited to actually sleep.
Evening: The Great Durian Debate. Durian. The "king of fruits." Described by some as "heavenly." By others as "smelling like a gym sock that's been marinating in onions." Do I try it? I'm both terrified and intrigued. I’ll prowl the street markets, smell the air, and make a split-second decision. If I'm brave (and the smell isn’t too overpowering) I'll give it a go. Prepare for either ecstatic delight or abject horror. Likely the latter. Post-durian experience: a thorough hand washing and a desperate search for something non-pungent to eat.
Day 2: City Exploration, Temple Vibes, and Coffee Dreams
Morning (kinda early): Wake up feeling fresh and amazing (or like a truck ran over me.. let's be honest, probably the latter). Explore the surrounding area. Maybe a walk around the neighborhood to soak up the atmosphere. Observe the daily life of the locals. (I love watching people – it makes me feel less weird about my own life.)
Mid-Morning: Visit the Great Mosque of Medan ("Masjid Raya Al-Mashun"). I’m not particularly religious, but I find mosques incredibly beautiful. Plus, taking in the architecture is a must-do. Respectful attire is a must. I'll probably need a long skirt and a headscarf (which I always manage to forget when I'm packing). I hope I can find someone to help me with it, I'll probably look like a total fool. This is going to be fun..
Lunch: A quest for even more yummy local food. This is very important. I'm thinking soto medan (traditional soup) or mie gomak (noodles). Or maybe, just maybe, I give that durian another shot. (Okay, probably not. I'm still recovering).
Afternoon: Visit the Maimun Palace. If time allows, or if I'm not completely overwhelmed by the heat and smells of the city, I'll try to make it. It's supposed to be an impressive historical building – the former palace of the Sultanate of Deli. I’m expecting to be impressed.
Late Afternoon: Coffee break! Indonesia is famous for its coffee. I am very much a caffeine addict. I’ll hunt down a local coffee shop and try some kopi tubruk (coffee brewed directly with hot water). I'll probably end up with coffee grinds in my teeth. I'm not a fancy coffee drinker, I like something simple. But, I'm ready to put the sugar in!
Evening: Wander through the city again, maybe with a camera, to just soak it all in. Evening Street food is the goal. Maybe, just maybe, I'll try a little chili, even if it KILLS me.
Day 3: Lake Toba! (The Real Adventure Begins… Maybe) + Potential Disaster
Early Morning: This one's a bit ambitious. The majestic Lake Toba is a few hours' drive from Medan. I'm thinking of joining a day trip. Pray the transportation is reliable, or this could be a seriously long day. I am not cut out for long bus rides. I will need some serious entertainment, or things will get awkward FAST .
All Day: Lake Toba! This massive crater lake is supposed to be stunning. Pictures of it look like a postcard. I'll take a ferry to Samosir Island (in the middle of the lake). Maybe hike to a waterfall, visit a traditional Batak village, or just chill by the lake. Hopefully, I won't get seasick, but knowing me, I'll probably need some ginger chews. Also, I hope the trip vendor knows what they're doing. If they don't, I'll be stranded on an island with limited internet access and a bunch of strangers.
Evening (Late): Return to Medan. Hopefully, I’m not too late. Collapsed from exhaustion and the emotional roller coaster of a day spent in public. This is the point where I'll start plotting how to extend my vacation because the idea of going home is really not looking appealing.
Day 4: Relaxation, Reflection, and Departure (Maybe with Regret)
Morning: Sleep. Maybe a leisurely breakfast. Maybe spend some time shopping for souvenirs (just a few – my luggage needs to be under control). Maybe a massage (if I can find one that doesn't require me to become a contortionist).
Afternoon: A final walk around Medan. Soak up the last bits of the atmosphere. Buy that last sneaky snack. Feel vaguely sad that I have to leave but also vaguely excited about going home.
Evening: Head to Kualanamu International Airport. Pray the flight is on time. Pray the baggage handlers don't strike again. Pray my shorts are waiting for me at home.
Departure: Reflect on the crazy, beautiful, sometimes smelly, always memorable adventure. Start planning the next trip. Indonesia, you're a wild ride!
Important Notes and Imperfections:
- Flexibility is Key: This itinerary is merely a guideline. Things will change. I’ll get lost. I'll stumble upon amazing hidden gems. I'll probably get food poisoning at some point. It's all part of the experience.
- Transportation Woes: Getting around in Medan may present some challenges. Be prepared for taxis, online services, and the potential for the occasional "lost in translation" moment. Have a local SIM card for your phone to make life easier.
- Food (and Drink): Embrace the street food! Be cautious about water. Stick to bottled water unless you develop a cast-iron stomach. And embrace the spice. (Or, at least, embrace the idea of embracing the spice.)
- The Real Question: Will I actually follow this itinerary? Probably not. But that's okay. The memories (and the potential for embarrassing travel stories) are what really matters.
- Laundry: I'm not packing anything fancy. So, I'll probably survive for a week on the clothes in my backpack.
So there you have it! My incredibly realistic and utterly unpredictable Medan adventure. Wish me luck! I'm going in with an open mind, a healthy dose of sarcasm,
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1. So, "Your Dream Getaway Awaits"... Is that, like, a *dream* dream, or a "had-too-much-nasi-goreng-and-now-I'm-hallucinating" dream?
Oh, honey, that tagline. Let's just say it's… aspirational. I wouldn't exactly call it a *dream* dream. More like a "functional, you-know-it's-cheap, and-hopefully-you-won't-catch-anything" kind of dream. Look, you're in Medan. Luxury? Not really the name of the game. But hey, maybe the dream is the *experience* of surviving a night in a budget accommodation? You know, building character and all that jazz. I'm still processing my experience, if I'm being honest.
2. Okay, real talk: What should I *actually* expect from this place?
Expectations are the enemy of joy, my friend. But seriously, manage them. Expect… something. It *is* an OYO, so let's be real. The photos online *might* be from the same planet as the actual rooms. Maybe. The AC could be a raging beast, spewing arctic air or coughing up dust bunnies. The WiFi? Pray to whatever deity you worship. You'll probably get a room. It will probably have a bed. The sheets *might* be clean. Okay, maybe not. I actually had to call reception about the sheets, and the response was... well let's just say it wasn't very helpful.
3. The Location? Is it… you know… safe? Like not the "my shoes might be stolen" safe, but "I won't be kidnapped" safe?
Medan is Medan, you know? Overall, it's a bustling city, but take the usual precautions, yes? Don't wander around alone at 3 AM flashing your Rolex (if you have one, which, let's be honest, you're probably not flashing if you're staying here). The area around the hotel seems… fine? It's not like there's a gang of motorcycle pirates waiting outside, but... common sense, people. Stick to well-lit areas, be aware of your surroundings. I felt pretty safe, but my internal "spidey sense" was definitely on high alert. That's just me, though – I also suspect aliens.
4. The Room! Tell me the juicy details! What *really* happened?
Okay, okay. Let's talk room. My room… oh, my room. Picture this: Formica furniture, questionable art on the walls, a bed that *looked* like it might have seen better days (and probably had seen a lot). The bathroom? Let's just say the shower had a mind of its own – unpredictable temperature changes, and the drain? Ugh, a slow-motion disaster waiting to happen. I actually think I saw a little gecko in there. I considered naming him, but figured I'd be gone before I could build a meaningful relationship. But hey, the air conditioning worked, and that’s a win in Medan's humidity. Mostly. I'm getting flashbacks just thinking about it.
5. The Staff? Are they helpful? Friendly? Or do they just want you to leave?
The staff... well, they're there. They're… efficient? Not exactly overflowing with warmth, but they weren't actively hostile. They did their job, which is more than you can say about some hotels. English skills varied, so brush up on your basic Indonesian phrases. I wanted to compliment the front desk on their matching outfits, but I realized I didn't know how to say 'your uniforms are rather fetching' in Indonesian. Regret.
6. Breakfast? Is there any? And if there is... is it edible?
Breakfast... ah, the culinary adventure! (Maybe.) It's included, and it's… basic. Expect the usual: toast, maybe some fruit, maybe some instant coffee that tastes suspiciously of… I don't even know. Let's just say, if you're a foodie, plan to eat elsewhere. I actually stumbled upon a local *warung* (small restaurant) nearby. THAT was an experience. The breakfast at the hotel? I ate it, but I also made a mental note to pack some granola bars next time. I might have cried a little. I'm not judging anyone who skips it entirely.
7. Is it *actually* a good deal? I mean, is it worth the price?
Look, it’s cheap. Really cheap. If you're on a tight budget, and you're not expecting the Ritz, then yeah, it’s a deal. You're paying for a roof over your head and (hopefully) a working AC in a city with brutal humidity. Is it luxurious? Absolutely not. Is it a memorable experience? Oh, you bet your sweet bippy it is. Would I stay there again? Hmmm… probably. Depending on the budget and how much I *really* need to save. Okay, maybe not. Okay, maybe it's a place you'd book again, but only after you had to cancel all your other options, and you were in a pinch, and you *really* needed an overnight accommodation. Decisions, decisions.
8. Any pro-tips for maximizing the "Berliyany Home 2" experience?
Oh, you want tips? Okay, here are my words of wisdom, cobbled together from my stay: * **Bring Your Own Supplies:** Hand sanitizer, wet wipes, earplugs (for the potential street noise, the AC's hum, your own existential dread...) * **Don't Expect Perfection:** Embrace the chaos. It’s part of the charm, right? (Tell yourself that as you try to sleep). * **Be Patient:** Patience is a virtue, and you’ll need a whole mountain of it. * **Explore the Neighborhood:** Medan has some great street food! Seriously, it makes the stay almost worth it. Look for the local *kopi* (coffee). * **Lower your expectations... drastically.** Then, when something *works* well. You’ll be pleasantly surprised. And maybe a little bit proud of yourself for surviving until the next morning.
9. Seriously, would you recommend it? And be honest.
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