Unbelievable Pangasinan Getaway: Calasiao's Hidden Regency Hotel!
Unbelievable Pangasinan Getaway: Calasiao's Hidden Regency Hotel!
Unbelievable Pangasinan Getaway: Calasiao's Hidden Regency Hotel! - A Review That's (Mostly) Honest, (Sometimes) Sarcastic, and (Always) Hungry.
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the, shall we say, unique experience that is the Hidden Regency Hotel in Calasiao, Pangasinan. Forget those perfectly posed Instagram shots. This is real life, warts and all, and trust me, some of those "warts" are actually pretty charming.
Accessibility - A Mixed Bag, But Mostly Okay!
Okay, let's get the serious stuff out of the way first. Accessibility is… well, it's a work in progress. The elevator definitely earns a gold star. And shout out the facilities for disabled guests, which are a thoughtful addition. But navigating the entire hotel in a wheelchair might be a bit of a workout. I noticed some ramps, but the layout felt a little… meandering. Still, they get points for trying.
Internet Access - Praise Be to Free Wi-Fi!
This is crucial. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank heavens. Seriously, I can't live without it. It's the modern-day oxygen. The Wi-Fi in public areas was also pretty decent, which is a huge plus when you're, you know, desperately trying to upload your vacation selfies. There's also Internet [LAN], if you're old school or a serious gamer. I didn’t use the Internet services, but they exist.
Cleanliness and Safety - Disinfection Does Exist Here!
I'm a bit of a germophobe, folks. So the fact that they're offering Daily disinfection in common areas, Room sanitization between stays, Professional-grade sanitizing services, and Anti-viral cleaning products makes me breathe a little easier. They've also got Hand sanitizer everywhere, which is key. They also have First aid kit, Doctor/nurse on call, and Hot water linen and laundry washing, that gives me some peace of mind. Room sanitization opt-out available is also a nice touch.
Dining, Drinking, And Snacking - Food, Glorious Food! (With Some Caveats)
Okay, this is where things get interesting. Let's start with the positives: Restaurants! Plural! And they have Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, and a Poolside bar! It's like a mini culinary world tour, right here in Calasiao. Actually, the Coffee shop was a lifesaver – those early morning caffeine cravings are no joke. Having a Bottle of water delivered to your room doesn’t hurt either.
Now, for the, ahem, constructive criticism. While there's a Buffet in restaurant, it wasn’t always the most… thrilling. The A la carte in restaurant options were better, but sometimes the wait was a little long. The Happy hour was… well, it happened. The Poolside bar was a little slow, the Snack bar was limited. But the Room service [24-hour]? Gold. Absolute gold. Late-night cravings? Sorted. And the Vegetarian restaurant! It's there…for vegetarians. I didn't try it, but hey, options are good, right? They really do have a lot of Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, and you can even get Breakfast in room, or Breakfast takeaway service !
My Breakfast Adventure: A Saga of Sausage and Serenity
Okay, let me regale you with my breakfast experience. I went to the Buffet in restaurant, because I love buffets, even the mediocre ones. The coffee, bless its heart, was weak. So weak. The sausage… ah, the sausage. It was a tiny, sad little sausage, probably questioning the meaning of its sausage-y existence. But… and here's the weird part… I found myself enjoying it. The sheer ordinariness of it was oddly comforting. I sat at a table with a view because it was by the window, watched the sun creep over the sprawling rice fields, and actually felt… relaxed. It wasn't Michelin-star dining, it wasn't gourmet. It was just… breakfast. And in that moment, it was perfect. Also, I got a Salad in restaurant, which was a nice side. And thankfully, the Essential condiments were on the table.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax - Pampering and… Pondering?
Alright, time to unwind! The Swimming pool [outdoor] is a lovely escape, and the Pool with view is definitely Instagram-worthy. They have a Fitness center, but I mostly just gazed at it from afar. I did, however, almost get a Massage, but chickened out. The Spa looked inviting. The Sauna and Steamroom were nice, according to my friends. They also have a Foot bath! I was tempted, as my dogs were barking after a day of sightseeing.
For the Kids - Family Fun!
If you're bringing the kiddos, they have Kids facilities, a Kids meal, and Babysitting service. Family friendly is a plus.
Services and Conveniences - Here to Make Your Life Easier (Hopefully!)
They’ve got everything, from Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Cash withdrawal, to Daily housekeeping. The Dry cleaning and Laundry service are seriously clutch. Also, the Luggage storage saved my life when I went to some places. They've got a Convenience store. The Gift/souvenir shop is a good place to grab a last-minute pasalubong. The Car park [free of charge] is a definite win. They do have Taxi service.
Rooms - Cozy, with a Side of Charm!
The Non-smoking rooms are great (thank goodness!). The Air conditioning is powerful, which is crucial in Pangasinan heat. The Free bottled water is a nice touch, and I loved the Bathrobes. The Blackout curtains are a lifesaver for those late-morning slumbers. Let me tell you, that Extra long bed was a dream! The Slippers were comfy. The Coffee/tea maker was essential. They even had an Additional toilet.
Safety and Security - Peace of Mind, Mostly
Always a good thing. CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], and Smoke alarms are all important, and I appreciate their attention to safety.
Getting Around - The Great Escape (and Return)
The Car park [on-site] is convenient. They also have Airport transfer, and you can arrange for Valet parking.
The Quirky Stuff: A Few Observations
- The Shrine was a bit unexpected, but peaceful.
- The Couple's room looked… romantic.
- The Proposal spot? Ambitious!
- The Soundproof rooms definitely help if you, like me, sometimes need to hide from the world.
The Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Honestly? Maybe. The Hidden Regency is a bit of a mixed bag, but it has a certain je ne sais quoi. It’s not perfect, but it's got character. It's comfortable. It's safe. The staff are friendly. And sometimes, that's exactly what you need. The breakfast sausage-related moment of zen alone was worth the trip. So, yes, I’d consider an Unbelievable Pangasinan Getaway back there. This hotel is in Calasiao, which is right on the tip of Pangasinan, so it's a great jumping-off point for other places.
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Escape to Paradise: ANEW Resort Hunters Rest - Your Rustenburg Retreat
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's sterile travel itinerary. We're going to Pangasinan, specifically the Pangasinan Regency Hotel in Calasiao, Philippines. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and probably a sunburn. Let's get this messy show on the road!
The Pangasinan Pilgrimage: A Messy, Honest, & Probably Hilarious Adventure
(Pre-Trip Ramblings & Existential Angst)
Alright, so I booked this trip. Me. I, the chronic overthinker, the queen of procrastination, the one who usually just orders takeout and watches cat videos. Pangasinan. Calasiao. The Philippines. What the heck was I thinking? Maybe the crippling existential dread finally broke me. Maybe I just needed a change of scenery from my beige-walled existence. Whatever the reason, here we are. Wish me luck, I'll probably need it. And sunscreen. Lots and lots of sunscreen.
(Day 1: Arrival & The Great Chicken Inasal Debacle)
Morning (6:00 AM): Wake up with a gasp (seriously, who sets an alarm for 6 AM voluntarily?!). Scramble to pack last-minute essentials (lip balm, emergency snacks, a tiny bottle of gin for… reasons). Airport chaos ensues. Always. Even though I’m “organized.”
Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Finally, finally on the plane! The flight is uneventful (thank God). Briefly consider the meaning of life while staring at the clouds. Conclusion: Clouds are fluffy and I’m hungry.
Afternoon (2:00 PM): Arrive at Pangasinan and OMG, it’s HOT. Smells delicious, though – a mix of salty air, cooking food, and something floral that I can't quite place. Transfer to the hotel - Pangasinan Regency Hotel, Calasiao. The lobby is surprisingly grand! Aircon is blasting. Heaven.
Afternoon (3:00 PM): Check-in, drop off luggage in my room. Room is… adequate. Clean. The window overlooks…a parking lot. Oh well. We can't always have views, can we?
Afternoon (4:00 PM): Adventure time! Decide to venture out and find some authentic Filipino food. Read online and heard great things about chicken inasal. “The best in the world” they said.
Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): Found the chicken inasal place. It was a total dive, but that's always where the real food is, right? I order what I thought was a leg quarter. Instead, got served a whole charred chicken, seemingly the size of a small dog. It was… a lot. And spicy! Did I mention I have the spice tolerance of a newborn kitten? Panicked a little. But I ate it. Every. Single. Bite. My face is on fire. Worth it? Jury’s still out.
Evening (7:00 PM): Stumble back to the hotel, completely stuffed and slightly regretting my life choices. Watch some TV, maybe order a snack. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm going to pass out in a food-induced coma.
Evening (9:00 PM): Wake up, still full, but in a good way. Decide to venture outside. The street lights are shimmering. I feel a sense of calm.
(Day 2: Church Bells & The Quest for a Quiet Reflection)
Morning (7:00 AM): Wake up (naturally) with a crick in my neck. The parking lot view doesn't feel so bad anymore. Maybe I'm starting to appreciate the simplicity.
Morning (8:00 AM): Breakfast at the hotel. Basic, but fine. Coffee is strong, which is a necessity. I’d heard that the hotel breakfast offers a wide range, which is great, but I only end up feeling like eating the omelet station.
Morning (9:00 AM): Explore Calasiao Church (San Jacinto de Polonia Parish). It's breathtaking! The architecture is incredible. People are praying. I try to find a quiet corner to just… be. It's harder than it sounds with my internal monologue screaming (mostly about what I'm going to have for lunch). Spent an hour just looking at the architecture and the people.
Mid-Morning (11:00 AM): Walk around, trying to find the river. Getting lost is part of the experience, right? See some vendors with great food, but I just ate. Again, resisting temptations is hard
Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch at an eatery I found. I get talking to a local and feel good. It's nice.
Afternoon (3:00 PM): Back to the hotel. Take a quick nap.
Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Decide to hit the pool. The pool is… refreshing. Spend a lot of time just floating and contemplating the meaning of life (again). Realize my life needs more pool time.
Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at the hotel's restaurant. Decide to go for something safe, like… well, the least spicy thing on the menu. Turns out everything there tastes good.
Evening (9:00 PM): Try to watch a movie, but find myself staring out the window, thinking about the church, the food, the air. This trip might actually be good for me. Maybe. Don't get too sentimental, self!
(Day 3: The Great Departure & The Lingering Taste of Pangasinan)
Morning (7:00 AM): Wake up, slightly sunburned and surprisingly refreshed. Reality hits. Gotta pack. Gotta leave. Boo.
Morning (8:00 AM): Breakfast, packing, last-minute frantic searching for my phone charger. Found it! Now I'm ready to go.
Morning (9:00 AM): The hotel staff are friendly and cheerful. It’s a contrast to my morning grumps. Decide to grab some souvenirs on the way out.
Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Farewells to the hotel and onward to the airport! Travel from the hotel to the airport is smooth.
Afternoon (1:00 PM): On the plane, back to reality. This trip was a blur! I ate a ton of food I couldn't pronounce. I sweat through my clothes multiple times. I was humbled. I’m bringing home a sense of peace that I haven’t held in a long time.
Afternoon (3:00 PM): Back home. Unpack (eventually). Sigh. The beige walls beckon. Time to start planning the next adventure. Or maybe I'll order takeout. Either way, I'll always remember the chicken inasal. And the church. And the… well, everything. Until next time, Pangasinan. You’re weird. I love it.
Unbelievable Pangasinan Getaway: Calasiao's Hidden Regency Hotel - FAQ (Because Honestly, You *Need* to Know)
Okay, First Thing's First: Is This Place ACTUALLY Hidden? Because I'm Bad at Finding Things.
Hidden? Honey, it's like the hotel fairies went, "Let's plop this gem right in the middle of Calasiao, but make it *slightly* hard to spot." Seriously, I spent a good 20 minutes circling the block, muttering under my breath, "Where. Is. This. Dang. Oasis?" Turns out, it's tucked away, not *invisible*, but definitely not screaming for attention. Picture this: you're in a bustling town, traffic's crawling, and then BAM! A little sign, almost shyly pointing the way. Follow it. You'll get there. Eventually. Just maybe bring a friend who's better at directions than a goldfish with a map.
Let's Talk Rooms. Are They... Clean? Because I HAVE standards.
Clean? Oh, YES. Like, seriously, squeaky-clean. I’m a bit of a germaphobe, confession time. My travel partner, bless her heart, thinks I’m excessive with the hand sanitizer. But even *I* was impressed. The rooms are spotless. The sheets smelled AMAZING (and I'm picky about that). I did my usual inspection – under the bed, behind the curtains, just to be sure. Found… nothing. This is a HUGE win. My inner clean freak was doing a happy dance. Honestly, the cleanliness alone is worth the price of admission, especially if you, like me, have a weird thing about hotel dust bunnies.
The Food. Tell. Me. Everything. I live to eat.
Okay, buckle up, foodies, because this is where it gets REAL. The restaurant, (I can barely remember the name, but its something elegant), well, it's a revelation. Okay, they had that classic Filipino breakfast spread – the usual suspects: Tocino, longganisa, the works. And, listen, I'm a sucker for good Filipino breakfast. But, the *sisig*! Oh. My. Goddess. Crispy, flavorful, perfectly balanced – a little bit of spicy, a lotta bit of heaven. I'm not even exaggerating, it was probably the best sisig I've had in my entire life. And the coffee? Strong, rich, and actually tasted like *coffee*. (Unlike the brown-colored water some places pass off as coffee.) I may or may not have ordered a second breakfast. Don't judge me; I'm on vacation.
Seriously, the food is a major highlight. Don't miss it. Go hungry. And maybe bring a bib. You'll need it.
What's the Vibe? Is it Romantic, Family-Friendly, or Just... Weird?
The vibe is... chill, but with an undercurrent of... sophistication? Okay, lemme put it this way: it's not your typical screaming-kids-running-wild resort. More like, a place where you can actually relax and hear yourself think. I saw couples on dates, families calmly enjoying breakfast, and a few people just enjoying some quiet time. It's got that "hidden gem" feel, which lends itself to a more relaxed, thoughtful atmosphere. You know, the kind of place you can actually *unwind*. But, I did see one rambunctious kid, bless his heart, running amok in the lobby for five delightful minutes! Overall, It's not weird, it's lovely! You just won’t find any limbo contests.
Okay, Fine. Tell me about the pool. Because I NEED a good pool.
The pool... Okay, this is where I have a *minor* (ahem) rant. It's lovely. Really. Clean, well-maintained, visually appealing. But. BUT! It's not HUGE. I envisioned myself doing graceful laps, channeling my inner Olympian. Reality? Well, there was another couple in the pool, and it felt a wee bit... crowded. So, I mostly just floated around, sipping a cocktail (which, let's be honest, is my preferred Olympic sport). So, the pool is good, just don't expect a sprawling aquatic paradise. Think more of a refreshing escape, not a full-on aquatic playground. Maybe go early to make sure you get a good spot!
Anything I Should Know Before I Go, Like, Any Secrets?
Secrets, secrets? Hmm. Okay, Here's the inside scoop, from someone, you know, actually *there* and being a person:
- **Pack snacks:** Calasiao's not exactly a bustling metropolis. While the hotel food is amazing, if you're like me and get the munchies at 2 AM, bring some backup.
- **Bring a book (or download one):** It’s the perfect place to escape. Find a cozy spot and get lost, or just stare into space and ponder life's mysteries.
- **Don't be afraid to explore:** Calasiao has some cool things to see. The hotel staff is super helpful, so ask them about nearby attractions.
- **Book in advance:** This place is popular. Don't be a dummy like I almost was and plan weeks or months ahead of time.
- **Embrace the slow pace:** This isn't a place to rush. Savor the food, relax by the pool, and just... be. Seriously, the best part of the trip was just chilling out and feeling… relaxed!? Can you believe it? Me neither.
Would I Go Back?
Absolutely! Like, yesterday! In fact, I'm already mentally planning my return. Despite the minor pool situation (I’ll just go early!), the food, the cleanliness, the overall vibe… it all just gelled. It's a real escape, a little oasis of calm. It’s the perfect weekend trip, a lovely getaway in a world that feels perpetually chaotic. Sign me up. Again. And again. And someone please just ship me their sisig recipe. Please.
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