Escape to Bliss: Longstone B&B, Challacombe's Hidden Gem
Escape to Bliss: Longstone B&B, Challacombe's Hidden Gem
Escape to Bliss: Longstone B&B - Challacombe's Hidden Gem (My Honest Take)
Okay, so, let’s be real. Finding the PERFECT getaway is harder than untangling Christmas lights after they've been in storage for a year. But I think I might have stumbled upon something pretty darn close: Escape to Bliss: Longstone B&B in Challacombe. Now, I’m not just saying this because they asked, I'm saying it because, honestly, I’m still dreaming about the… (I need a moment, the memories…) the VIEW from the pool.
First Impressions & Accessibility: The Nitty-Gritty (Important Bits!)
Okay, okay, focus. Let’s get the practical stuff out of the way. Accessibility: They mention "Facilities for disabled guests" which are always a good starting point. I'd recommend you contact them directly to check if they fully match your needs. Wheelchair accessible? That's a BIG question to address directly with the hotel! Elevator? A definite bonus for those who don't want to tackle stairs.
Internet? Oh, YEAH! I’m talking Free Wi-Fi in ALL rooms! Praise be! And even Wi-Fi in public areas – crucial for posting those smug vacation pics, you know? There’s seemingly also Internet [LAN] if you're old-school, or just need a rock-solid connection for, say, actually working on a vacation (shudders). I am sure that they have a connection that will do the trick, and I am certain that the hotel doesn't want you to have any worries while you are visiting.
Cleanliness, Safety & COVID-19… Ugh, More Important Bits
Look, safety’s paramount these days. Longstone B&B SEEMS to have put a LOT of thought into this. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays – good signs. They’ve got hand sanitizer readily available, and they offer opt-outs for room sanitization if you are staying for longer. It's all there. They even have Individually-wrapped food options and a Safe dining setup. The Staff trained in safety protocol is reassuring. I am sure they are doing the best that they can.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: My Stomach’s Guide
Alright, LET’S EAT. This is where it gets interesting. They've got Breakfast [buffet]. But, more importantly, it's Breakfast in room! This feels extravagant! A Breakfast takeaway service is another nice touch. They offer A la carte in restaurant, and Breakfast Service so it seems like they are on point. Restaurants, seems to be the main attraction, I'm hoping that it is a good restaurant. The Coffee/tea in restaurant could be a fantastic addition. There's a Bar, Poolside bar that goes well with the Happy hour, and, of course, the Coffee shop, I hope that the coffee is also great.
Things To Do and Ways to Relax (This is Where the MAGIC is)
Okay, brace yourselves. This is where Longstone B&B really shines. They have a Swimming pool [outdoor] so I am imagining diving into warm water, and swimming up into the sun, while I soak away my worries. I am sure the Pool with view is the thing that makes it worth it! They are set to have a Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom so you will be as flexible as you can be. And, this is where it gets personal: Massage. Oh, dear Lord, yes. And a Foot bath. Can you picture it? All that stress, all the walking… just melting away. There's also a Gym/fitness, for the overly ambitious.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a BIG Difference
They have Air conditioning in public area, the Cash withdrawal, the Concierge, the Convenience store, and the Currency exchange. The Daily housekeeping. The Doorman The Gift/souvenir shop is a good option. Ironing service. I would assume they offer Laundry service which is a very popular choice. They offer Luggage storage, and a Meeting/banquet facilities which is also very helpful. There are a lot of things that are nice to have!
For the Kids (or the Inner Child!)
They have Babysitting service so this is a good option if you need someone to babysit. They are Family/child friendly, which is fantastic.
Available in All Rooms: The Cozy Factor
Okay, let's talk about the rooms. They boast Air conditioning, thank GOD. Bathrobes, (yes!), and a Bathtub (double YES!). You've got a Coffee/tea maker, which is ESSENTIAL. Desk. An Extra long bed (important for those of us who sprawl). Free bottled water (hydration is KEY). A Hair dryer (thank the heavens). In-room safe box (peace of mind). They have Interconnecting room(s) available, if you are looking for it. They offer Internet access – wireless, that's why I loved it. They also have Minibar, Mirror, Non-smoking, which is a very important option for some. Private bathroom, Reading light. They seemed to have everything!
Getting Around
They also offer Airport transfer, Taxi service, Valet parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, so there are a lot of things that you get.
The Stream-of-Consciousness Rambling Begins…
Okay, real talk. The thing that struck me the most (and I'm getting all emotional about this again, sorry) was the feeling. Not just the luxury. Not just the amenities. It was the… vibe. It was a sense of escaping the everyday. Of shedding the stress like a snake shedding its skin. I mean, I'm a city person through and through. Concrete, noise, the smell of exhaust fumes… that’s my life. But at Longstone B&B? The air smelled of… stuff. Flowers. Maybe a hint of sea breeze. And peace. Just pure, unadulterated peace.
My Imperfect, But Honest, Anecdote
I remember sitting by that pool (I told you, I’m obsessed), sipping a cocktail. It was probably overpriced, but who cared? The sun was setting, painting the sky in these unbelievable colors. And for the first time in ages, I wasn’t thinking about deadlines, or emails, or laundry. I was just… present. And that, my friends, is something you can’t put a price on.
The Downsides? (Because Nothing’s REALLY Perfect)
Okay, okay, let’s be balanced. There were a few minor niggles. The Wi-Fi occasionally hiccuped. The air conditioning was slightly loud. And the walk to the nearest pub (because, let's be honest, you'll want a pint at some point) was a touch longer than I'd hoped. But honestly? These were trivial in the grand scheme of things. You’re in Challacombe, not Manhattan. Embrace the slower pace.
My (Unsolicited) Recommendation
Look, I'm selling this hard because I genuinely believe this place is special. If you're looking for a break from the ordinary, a chance to recharge, and maybe a little bit of pampering, then Escape to Bliss: Longstone B&B is the place.
The Offer (Because You Deserve It)
Here’s the deal (and you can thank me later):
Book your stay at Escape to Bliss: Longstone B&B within the next [Number] days and receive:
- A complimentary bottle of bubbly upon arrival (because, celebrations!)
- A [Discount Percentage]% discount on any spa treatment (massage? YES, PLEASE!)
- Free upgrade to a room with a view (guaranteed breathtaking scenery!)
Why book NOW? Because spaces are limited, and you DESERVE this escape. Let’s face it, you've earned it. Treat yourself. Book your escape at Escape to Bliss: Longstone B&B today. You won’t regret it. I haven’t. (And I’m already planning my return!)
Don’t delay. Book your escape to bliss and experience the perfect getaway.
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Wooden House Awaits on Serbia's Drina River!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average travel itinerary. This is… my attempt at surviving a week at Longstone Bed and Breakfast in Challacombe, UK. Strap in, because it's gonna get messy.
Day 1: Arrival & The Mystery of the Missing Teaspoon
- 14:00ish (give or take a frantic hour): Arrive at Longstone. Oh, the charming website photos! The reality? Well, let's just say the road was narrower than my patience after that train delay. The B&B itself is cute, in a "grandma's attic" kind of way. The air smells faintly of lavender and… something else I can't quite place. Maybe damp wool?
- 14:30-ish (more frantic unpacking) : Check in. Lovely Mrs. Higgins greets me like I'm her long-lost cousin after a six-year stint at a remote monastery in the middle of a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Her accent is thicker than clotted cream, and I swear, she calls me "Love" about twenty times in the first five minutes. She leads me up to my room – a tad more cramped than I imagined. The view? Glorious, of course. Rolling hills, sheep (lots of sheep!), and a sky that looks like it's been painted by a particularly flamboyant artist. But the room… where's the bloody kettle? (A note: Kettle and a strong cuppa is essential for survival for me.)
- 15:00-ish (Tea Time, or the Beginning of a Small Crisis): Kettle located! (Thank god). Digging into my suitcase for teabags, I locate the miniature jar of my usual Yorkshire Tea (essential for a long trip away from home). That's when it happened. The teaspoon. Vanished. Poof. Gone. I tear the room apart. Under the bed, behind the curtains, in the tiny, useless bedside drawer. Nothing. The injustice! The sheer drama of it all! I'm pretty sure this is the start of my villain origin story.
- 15:30 (The Great Teaspoon Hunt Continues): I consider confronting Mrs. Higgins. Maybe not yet. Instead, I take my teabag and try to stir the boiling water with a miniature butter knife. Surprisingly, it works. The tea, miraculously, is delicious.
Day 2: Exmoor Adventures & a Sheepish Encounter
- 09:00 (ish) - Breakfast of Champions: Full English, as promised. Sausage that tastes like a hug, eggs that could win an award, and enough toast to build a small house. Fueling up for the day!
- 10:30 (ish)- Explorations: Driving across the Exmoor National Park. The scenery is breathtaking, but the roads are a death trap. Narrow, winding, and populated by an alarming number of sheep who seem to have a death wish. I had to slam on breaks to avoid one - an absolute chunky chap, it froze, stared me down like I was some kind of alien.
- 12:30 (ish)- Rambing: I walked to a waterfall. I stumbled, almost fell in, and then the sun came out. Beautiful.
- 15:00 (ish)- Tea and a Revelation: Back at the B&B. I find a teaspoon. In the most obvious place: directly next to the kettle. A revelation! And, I realize Mrs. Higgins has been refilling my coffee every time I’m not paying attention. Her powers and knowledge of tea drinking are unmatched.
Day 3: A Day Dedicated to Challacombe
- Morning: Local exploration. Wandering the nearby village. Not many people. No real shops. A church. More rolling hills. Contemplation. Maybe this is the perfect escape? Wait… where's Mrs. Higgins?
- Afternoon: Visit to the local pub. The food is good, the beer is better. I sit with a book, and two locals begin to chat about politics. Do I understand? No, but it feels right.
- Evening: Dinner back at the B&B. Mrs. Higgins again. And I'm going to be sick, I forgot to bring anything interesting to do. I watch TV. A documentary about sheep. I swear they're judging me…
Day 4: Dunkery Beacon & the Wild Ones
- Morning: Hiking up Dunkery Beacon, the highest point in Exmoor. The climb is tough, my legs are screaming, but the views! Oh, the views! I can see for miles and miles. It’s windy as hell up there, almost blew my hat off.
- Afternoon: Driving the Wild Ponies. They are a magnificent sight, wild and free – almost romantic, until I remember my lunch.
- Evening: Dinner. Mrs. Higgins tells a story about her dog. I am tired. She smiles. This is getting close to a good time.
Day 5: More Sheep & A Quiet Lake
- Morning: A walk around a lake. I sit for an hour in silence. I think about nothing, until a fish jumps.
- Afternoon: More hiking. I find a trail. I get lost. I find my way out again.
- Evening: Mrs. Higgins tells more stories. I offer to do the dishes. I am starting to get used to the routine.
Day 6: Last Day… Tea Party?
- Morning: I ask Mrs. Higgins for tea. She pours me a cup the way I like it. She asks for my advice on a problem. We chat. I begin to feel more home.
- Afternoon: Walking through the forest. The air smells nice. I think back on the week.
- Evening: Dinner with Mrs. Higgins. We laugh. She gives me a little box of tea.
Day 7: Departure & the Aftermath
- Morning: Breakfast, a tear in my eye (a little) and a hug. I'd survived. I'd even enjoyed it.
- Departure: The drive back felt shorter. I'm already planning my return.
- Aftermath: I have a new love for tea, walking, and Mrs. Higgins. I learned I can survive a week with minimal communication and no friends, and that the quiet can be exactly what I need. And I didn't realize how important a teaspoon was until I didn't have one.
Escape to Bliss: Longstone B&B - The Real Deal (Probably!)
Okay, spill. Is this place *actually* blissful? 'Cause the brochure's probably lying, right?
The scones. The reviews rave about the scones at Longstone. Are they, like, *actually* good? Or just hype?
Tell me about Mrs. Peterson. Is she the eccentric type? Does she wear a tweed skirt and talk about the weather all day?
Is it remotely kid-friendly? My toddler is a tiny tornado.
The location – "hidden gem" sounds like a long drive. Is it truly remote?
The rooms? Are they actually as cozy as they look in the pictures?
Anything else I should know? Any insider tips for surviving the trip?
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