Escape to Lake Michigan: Your Perfect I-94 New Buffalo Quality Inn Awaits!

Escape to Lake Michigan: Your Perfect I-94 New Buffalo Quality Inn Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, because this isn’t your average hotel review. I'm about to tell you about Escape to Lake Michigan: Your Perfect I-94 New Buffalo Quality Inn Awaits! – the good, the bad, and the surprisingly… well, let's just say it's an experience. And, like, a real one. Forget the glossy brochures; this is the gritty, heartfelt, and totally honest truth.
First Impressions… and My Brain Briefly Short-Circuited (Accessibility)
Alright, so I’m not wheelchair-bound, but I do appreciate good accessibility. And I was genuinely impressed! The "Facilities for disabled guests" were legit. See, my grandma uses a walker, and knowing she could navigate a place is huge. They even had an elevator (thank goodness). So, thumbs up for a solid, inclusive start. Also, they had "Exterior corridor," which I always dig. Feels less claustrophobic than some places. I almost missed it, but I'm glad the "Elevator" was there.
The Internet… Oh, the Internet (Internet, Wi-Fi, and All That Jazz)
Okay, full disclosure: I need Wi-Fi like I need oxygen. I’m a digital nomad disguised as a sometimes-tourist. "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" was a blessing. Seriously. I'm a sucker for "Internet access – wireless" and "Internet access – LAN," because options are key, people. I think i had the "Laptop workspace," which was a BIG plus as I can easily start to work on my projects on the road. I was able to upload photos, write, and, you know, exist. The "Air conditioning in public area" was also great.
Things to Do… and Mostly Not Do (Ways to Relax)
Look, I’m not gonna lie, I'm more of a horizontal-relaxation kind of person. But this place had options. A "Fitness center," a "Sauna," and even a "Spa/sauna.” I skipped the "Body scrub" and "Body wrap" because… well, that's a level of pampering I'm (currently) not ready for. The "Pool with view" looked enticing, though. I spent like 30 minutes just pondering the philosophical implications of a perfect pool view.
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID-Era Reality Check
Okay, listen up: I am a germaphobe at heart. I'm a high-maintenance travel, and cleanliness is crucial. They had "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," and the ever-reassuring "Hand sanitizer" everywhere. "Rooms sanitized between stays" - HUGE relief. So, feeling pretty safe and secure which is a must nowadays. Also, "Physical distancing of at least 1 meter" was observed. And they had "Safe dining setup," which gives you a little more confidence.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Buffet Battles to Snack Bar Shenanigans
Let's be real: hotel food can be a gamble. They had "Restaurants," a "Bar," and even a "Poolside bar." "Breakfast [buffet]" was available – a classic, right? I'm a sucker for a good old-fashioned "Buffet in restaurant." I'm always up for some "Coffee/tea in restaurant." I may or may not have indulged in a few too many pastries… but hey, vacation calories don’t count, right? I found the "Snack bar" super convenient.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
"Daily housekeeping" – essential for a lazy bum like me. They had "Luggage storage," which is always a win. Also, "Cash withdrawal" (thank goodness) because I always forget to hit the ATM. "Convenience store" – handy for those late-night snack attacks. "Concierge" – helpful for insider tips. "Laundry service" – a lifesaver when you're traveling for days and need all your stuff get clean again.
For the Kids… or, You Know, the Inner Child
"Family/child friendly," yes! I don’t have kids, but I am a kid at heart… so, I appreciated the vibe.
The Room… My Temporary Sanctuary (Available in all rooms)
My room… ah. The room. They really put some thought into the "Room decorations." First off, "Air conditioning" was blasting - a must. I'm picky about it, so I was thrilled. The "Blackout curtains" were a blessing for sleeping in. "Free bottled water," yes, please. "Coffee/tea maker," absolutely essential in the morning. Also, the "Desk" let you work. "Television with Satellite/cable channels," nice. "Wi-Fi [free]" – never a complaint. "Socket near the bed" – brilliant! "Separate shower/bathtub" – fancy.
(Important Note: This is where the "messy" starts… and I’m embracing it).
If you’re an anxious sort, the "non-smoking" is for you! It feels like a true sanctuary. The most important thing is my "Bed" - so cozy and very satisfying.
Getting Around: The Freedom of Movement
"Car park [free of charge]," – always a win. "Airport transfer," – awesome if you need it. And "Taxi service," of course.
Now, For My Really Honest Take…
Look, this isn't a five-star resort. There are probably a few things they could improve - maybe the coffee in the lobby… but overall, I was surprisingly impressed.
Quirks and Quirky Observations…
Oh, and I noticed a "Couple's room." I can only imagine the secrets those walls hold.
Final Verdict…
Escape to Lake Michigan: Your Perfect I-94 New Buffalo Quality Inn Awaits! is a comfortable, clean, and surprisingly convenient option.
Here’s My (Stream of Consciousness, Totally) Unsolicited Offer:
Listen, if you're looking for a solid, safe, and accessible basecamp for exploring Lake Michigan and New Buffalo, this place is a great choice. It's not perfect, but it's real. And that, my friends, is worth more than all the perfectly-staged Instagram photos in the world. Trust me on that.
ARE YOU READY TO ESCAPE? BOOK YOUR STAY TODAY!
- Accessibility for all: From easy access to thoughtfully designed rooms, we're all about making your stay comfortable and convenient.
- Cleanliness you can trust: We know you care about your safety, and so do we! We've implemented enhanced cleaning protocols to ensure every space is spotless.
- All the essentials, plus some extras: Enjoy free Wi-Fi, a free breakfast buffet, a pool, and more.
- Perfect for Fun Family getaways: With the kids' facilities, safe and friendly environment, you can unwind and get ready for a good family time!
- Ideal Location: Get ready to explore Lake Michigan from a conveniently located spot.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're about to plunge into the gloriously un-glamorous reality of a weekend at the Quality Inn Near Interstate I94 in New Buffalo, Michigan. This isn't your pristine travel brochure itinerary; this is the truth.
A Weekend in New Buffalo: Pray For Me (and My Sanity)
Thursday Night: The Arrival (and the Immediate Dissatisfaction)
- 7:00 PM: Traffic. Always. I swear, the GPS is actively trying to ruin my life. Chicago traffic, bless its metal and angry horns, decides to gift me a solid hour of bumper-to-bumper torture. My meticulously curated Spotify playlist (mostly indie folk to soothe my weary soul) gets drowned out by the internal monologue of "ARE WE THERE YET?" and "I need a goddamn snack."
- 8:30 PM: FINALLY! We arrive. The Quality Inn looms. Honestly, it looks exactly like the photos…which, let's be honest, are always a little…generous. The exterior is fine, but, I'm already bracing for the carpet situation.
- 8:45 PM: Check-in. The front desk clerk is…well, she's there. Let's just say she radiates a certain level of 'seen-a-few-things' energy. I ask for a room NOT near the ice machine. She sighs, looks at the computer, and says "Good luck with that." (Spoiler: We were right next to the ice machine. I hate ice machines now.)
- 9:15 PM: The room. Oooooh, the room. Okay, it’s…a room. The carpet IS questionable; I wouldn't let my bare feet within a galaxy of it. The flickering fluorescent lights above the vanity are giving off some serious "serial killer interrogation room" vibes. The air conditioning unit sounds like a dying walrus. I've already sprayed half a can of Lysol.
- 9:45 PM: Dinner. Across the interstate is the usual fast food fare. The burgers are bland, the fries are lukewarm, and I’m pretty sure I saw a pigeon eyeing my ketchup packet. The existential dread of eating greasy food at a truck stop eatery hits me. Is this where I'm at in life?
- 10:30 PM: Finally, the glorious escape of the hotel bed. I check for bedbugs (habit, don't judge), and finally, succumb to the siren song of television. I find a terrible movie playing that I would never watch at home, but I'm too drained to care, and then, I fall into a restless sleep, punctuated by the ice machine rumbles and the faint smell of chlorine from the pool.
Friday: Beach Blues and Unexpected Delights (and More Ice Machine)
- 7:00 AM: The ice machine. The constant hum is now an integral part of my existence. I wake up with a jolt, convinced someone's about to have a serious daiquiri emergency. I grab a lukewarm coffee from the lobby (terrible, naturally) and stare out the window, questioning my life choices.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. The "continental buffet" (and that's using the term very loosely) is a sad affair of day-old bagels, rubbery scrambled eggs, and orange juice that tasted alarmingly of nothing. I grab a bagel and a banana.
- 9:00 AM: Beach Time! A brisk walk! The lake is beautiful, no doubt! The waves crash, the sun glistens, aaaaannnd… the wind is brutal. I quickly decide that the joy of being near Lake Michigan does not outweigh the pain of my cheeks being frozen off. I retreat and find a seat at a beach-adjacent bar.
- 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM: The bar! Ah, salvation. The friendly bartender poured an excellent Bloody Mary which I paired with a plate of fried perch. It was delicious! I sit and watch the wind toss the waves, and watch the people on the beach, some enjoying the waves, and others just like me, hiding from the wind.
- 3:00 PM: Downtown. The small town is nice, but I was beginning to feel bored and trapped. New Buffalo is small! It's quaint! It's also… well, it doesn't take long to see everything.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the room. The Ice Machine…
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. I decide to treat myself to the local burger joint (again, regretting this choice already). I order the burger. It's not quite as bad as last night's offering, but still pretty mid.
- 8:30 PM: I settle back into the room. The TV…the bed…the ice machine.
Saturday: Finding My Zen (and the True Terror of Checkout)
- 7:00 AM: Ice machine. (I'm starting to think it's following me).
- 8:00 AM: The breakfast buffet again (I opt for a pre-packaged muffin and the questionable orange juice).
- 9:00 AM: I decide to head out to a state park. I was thinking of checking out Warren Dunes, but a quick search shows that they are jam-packed, so I decided to enjoy a leisurely stroll in the park.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: A leisurely walk. The forest is beautiful, the path is mostly quiet, and i feel more and more serene.
- 2:00 PM: Getting ready for departure. I feel a little refreshed. The hotel room has taken on a certain cozy feeling…
- 3:00 PM: Check out. The clerk is still there. She gives me a look and doesn't ask how my stay was.
- 3:15 PM: Drive, drive, drive. The worst part, after all, is the drive home.
Sunday: The Aftermath
- The Memory: The trip wasn't glamorous, but there were moments of peace. I'm ready to go home, and I'm happy to have this weekend to myself.
- The Vow: Next time, maybe I'll spring for that slightly nicer hotel. Maybe. And I'll definitely invest in some noise-canceling headphones. And maybe, just maybe, I'll learn to love the ice machine. (Just kidding. I will never love the ice machine.)
- The Regret: I wish I had explored more of the area.
This is the honest truth. It wasn't perfect, it wasn't Instagram-worthy, but it was my weekend. And, honestly, that's all that matters. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go and find a truly silent room and sleep for a week.
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Escape to Lake Michigan: Your I-94 New Buffalo Quality Inn Awaits... Ish? (Let's Be Real) FAQs!
Okay, so... WHAT *is* the deal with this "Escape to Lake Michigan" thing? Sounds...ambitious.
Is the Quality Inn, like, *actually* a quality experience? Be honest.
What are the MUST-DO things in New Buffalo, besides, you know, *being* in New Buffalo?
Any tips for surviving the Quality Inn experience itself? Because, let's face it, some hotel stays are… challenging.
What if I get… *bored*? Aside from the beach and burgers, what else is there to *do*?
Okay, spill the beans. What's the *worst* experience you've had on one of these "Escapes"? C'mon, share the misery (for our entertainment).
What's the *best* thing about escaping to Lake Michigan, even with the Quality Inn and questionable sausage?


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